Be Awesome and Get Laid

Imagine striding confidently in front of a massive explosion, gun in hand, a dewy-eyed supermodel waiting for you on the hood of your Lambo. She’s holding your phone out. Your second in command is on the line. That submarine your underwater crew was exploring? They just found two tons of Nazi bullion in the hold. Call in the Gulfstream; it’s time to go to work.

That’s what writing a book is like.*

And here’s how you do it.

*Not really.

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